Better have those *Undercover* parties now...before it is too late!

South Carolina is banning the sale of sex toys. Come on! This is just tooooo funny. And very sad. Why can't those right wingers just stay out of our bedrooms? Do they just have nothing goin' on in theirs?

Here is an article describing just that. Thank you Rev. Moon! Enlightment is mine! It is really great to know that his regime is large and his people are voting:

By 1989, U.S. News & World Report was reporting Moon had built "a network of affiliated organizations and connections in almost every conservative organization in Washington, including the Heritage Foundation," but that "conservatives ... fear repercussions if they expose the church's role." In 2004, a veteran Christian Right lobbyist, Gary Jarmin, arranged to have Moon coronated the "King of Peace" in a kitschy ceremony on Capitol Hill in which he wore a glittering crown and royal robes...

Far from being confined to his church, his philosophy has fueled years of voter mobilization drives, state and local candidacies and public campaigns opposing sexual liberties for nonmembers -- such as birth control, sex education, gay rights. There have been Moon-sponsored rallies for "pure sex" in the streets of Chicago, featuring mascots dressed up as gonorrhea bacteria. So don't mistake his sexual beliefs for a party to which you aren't invited. "By 2004, we have to reach the level of Jesus occupying Rome," he said in 2001, speaking of his American ambitions. "Invite me as master and owner, or it all will fade away and be broken. The Capitol Hill, the U.N. -- I should be the king."

This guy wrote a book detailing all sorts of rules for men and women. I won't get into it here. Read the article. It is scary. Did I mention this guy is the creator of the Washington Times?