Friday, September 15, 2006

Conversations with EEF #1

I think I will start a new feature: Conversations With Eighty-Eight Fingers because, I'm not going to lie, the kid says some weird sh*t. Take, for example, the following about his day at school...

Mommy to Eighty-Eight Fingers:So how was school?

EEF: I had fun! We had recess.

Mommy: What did you do during recess?

EEF: I drove the car (making believe his hands are on the steering wheel). Brr Brr Brr.

Mommy: Oh, that sounds like lots of fun! Did you play with any other kids?

EEF: No. I only ignore children. I already have two children and I don't want any more.

Mommy: You have two children? Who are your children?

EEF: *sigh* (in an exhasperated tone like he is dealing with a complete dolt) The Fellers are my children and I dont want any more!

Mommy: EEF, you can make friends with the other children. The Fellers won't mind.

EEF: No! I don't want to make any more friends at my class. The good news is I already have two kids at home!

***No, I am totally NOT making this conversation up. He actually told me he ignores other children in his class.


Blogger Mommy off the Record said...

LOL. Who are the Fellers? Is that his posse? Very cute.

15 September, 2006 20:33  
Blogger macboudica said...

The Fellers are the two year old twin brothers.

16 September, 2006 08:30  
Anonymous wolfbaby said...

ROLF that was funny and so something my daughter would say!!!

16 September, 2006 12:05  
Blogger Her Bad Mother said...

EEF is pretty freakin' funny. Good on him for having a clear sense of his wants!

(And, who are the Fellers?)

17 September, 2006 19:36  
Blogger Mom101 said...

Oh how funny! I love that he's got two kids at home. Let him know I'm gonna call him for advice when I've got two.

17 September, 2006 21:15  
Blogger Sharpie said...

TOO freakin funny!!!!

20 September, 2006 08:33  

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