Out of the Mouths of Babes

I noticed my four-year-old standing in front of the toilet, staring blankly over his weiner for serveral moments. Finally, I asked him, "Eighty-Eight, what are you doing?"

He replied, "I am waiting for the pee-drops to come out. You know, the pee-drops that come out after you pee!"

Actually, being a female, I don't really know, but okay, thanks for clearing that up for me.